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The
Dirty Dozen
12 Toys To Avoid
For the 1998-1999 holiday
season
Toy
companies that produce the Dirty Dozen
Dirty Dozen
Categories
Toy Guns
Action Figures Wrestling
Figures
Hand-Held Games Computer
Games
Toy
Guns
Nerf Pulsator
Kenner (Hasbro), $20
Recommended
age: 6+
Description: A double-barrel
"blaster" that fires up to six hard foam "ballistic" balls.
Why we chose it: The Nerf line offers
children a whole arsenal of ever-faster and more powerful toy guns.
"Pulsating barrels blast a 6-ball assault!" the box says. Each Nerf
package carries ads for even more guns, with names such as the "Lock n
Load," "Rip Cord Blaster" and "Expand-A-Blast." The
"Max Force 2112" box refers to the darts as "ammo."
Laser Challenge V2
Toymax, $25
Recommended age: 8+
Description: A "silent mode" gun
that fires over 350 feet, and a vest equipped with lights and sounds.
Why we chose it: In order to play with the
Laser Challenge line of guns, children shoot each other in the chest using a
beam of light. The V2s "rapid fire gives you 25 continuous blasts for
extreme attacks," and its silent mode "allows sneak attacks without
letting your opponent know where the blasts come from." The Ultrawide Laser
Blaster "fires a beam up to 50 feet wide, allowing you to blast an entire
team of opponents with one shot." The new ELS Game System helps children
keep better score by electronically recording their "shots" and
"hits."
Action
Figures
Small Soldiers, Chip Hazard
Kenner (Hasbro), $10
Recommended age: 4+
Description: Chip Hazard is an action figure
that comes equipped with "blow-apart legs," a submachine gun and a
disc launcher.
Why we chose it: The Small Soldiers toys,
based on the movie by the same name, were "created to be relentless war
machines" who "do not understand the meaning of the word quit or
mercy." According to the box description, "destruction, carnage, havocits
all in a days work for the Commando Elite." Brick Bazooka, another
character in this line, "shoots first and asks questions later."
Duke Nukem
ReSaurus Company, $10
Recommended age: 10, 12 or 13+, depending on
packaging*
Description: A Duke Nukem action figure that
comes complete with three machine guns and a bloodied knife. "Duke can hold
ALL his weapons at one time!" the packaging notes, "Duke has 13 points
of awesome alien butt-kicking articulation!"
Why we chose it: This action figure is
marketed to young children but is based on a violent video and computer game
that is rated for players ages 17 and up. Three other game characters are
marketed on the same box, including the Octa Brain who "splatters real
well."
* After scrutinizing the package for several minutes, we found a
recommended age of 13+ -- right under the seam where the plastic bubble is glued
to the cardboard backing. On a different package, the recommended age is listed
as 10+. Meanwhile, the ReSaurus web page lists the recommended age as 12.
Dr. Frankenstein Playset
McFarlane Toys, $20
Recommended age: 3+
Description: A "playset" complete
with a blood-splattered Dr. Frankenstein, blood-splattered axe and saw, and a
heart-like organ thats been removed from the monsters body.
Why we chose it: The
blood-splattered items in this set as well as the organ placed on the
operating table are exceptionally graphic, especially for very young
children.
Power Rangers in Space
Ban Dai, $30
Recommended age: 4+
Description: Six action figures, each with
its own color-coordinated "powerful action weapon." All six weapons
combine to become "a super weapon."
Why we
chose it: The only thing
children can do with these action figures is fight and shoot. Each figures
weapon can be shot at an imaginary enemy, "the most frightening villain of
all times."
Wrestling
Figures
Bashin Brawlers
Toy Biz, $25
Recommended age: 4+
Description: A series of 21-inch stuffed
figures based on real World Championship Wrestling personalities. These figures
are programmed with over 30 "wrestling sound effects," such as "Im
gonna rip you apart!" and "Aaahh! You smashed my head!"
Why we chose it: This toy is marketed to
young children, whose grasp on reality and their own emotions is still
developing. The packaging urges children to punch the figure in sensitive areas
in order to hear it holler. "Punch them in the gut, pile drive them and
grab their noses. Youll have hours of fun replicating all of your wrestling
moves," the packaging suggests.
Hand-Held
Games
Giga Fighters
Tiger Electronics, $17
Recommended age: 5+
Description: A take-off on last years
virtual pets, this electronic "virtual fighter" game fits on a key
chain. From the packaging: "7-Fighters-in-1-game! Realistic Voice &
Sound Effects!"
Why we chose it: This game is small and
convenient enough to fit in childrens pockets, and encourages children to
engage in "real time head-to-head combat!" by connecting to another
Giga Fighter or the internet. The Giga Fighters website, www.gigafighters.com,
features an image of dripping blood on several of its pages.
Grip Games/ Duke Nukem 3D
Tiger Electronics, $20
Recommended age: 5+
Description: A "grip" hand game
with LCD display featuring a Duke Nukem fighting game.
Why we chose it: The video and computer game
versions of Duke Nukem are rated for players ages 17 and older, yet this
hand-held version is marketed to young children. "Clean up the streets of
futuristic Los Angeles," the packaging urges beneath a picture of Duke
firing a machine gun. The game promises "multiple firing weapons" and
"realistic sound effects," as well as this note: "Mmm
a
grenade launcher Dukes best friend! Lets rock!"
Computer
Games
Worms 2
Micro Prose, $30
Recommended age: E, Everyone
Description: A cartoon-style computer game
where "cute" and "pink" earthworm creatures "wreak
havoc on their rivals in an addictive game of revenge and mean-minded
cruelty," according to the package.
Why we chose it: This game is marketed to
children six and up, urging them to "leave slimy trails on the corpses of
your enemies" and to "remember, world domination is just a cluster
bomb away!" The packaging also features photos of bullet-like holes,
reminiscent of the packaging of the gory game Postal. Children are urged
to take on other players on the internet and to master the uses of a large
arsenal of virtual weapons, from Bazookas to Uzis. A sampling from the web page:
"Can you do battle with the Bazooka? Think youve mastered the art of the
Mine? Reckon you can cut it with the Cluster Bomb? Well read on."
Scorpion
Blaze/Innovation, $35
Description: A light gun used with
PlayStations and Saturn video games, in silver and gold metallic colors.
Why we chose it: According to the catalog
description, this gun is "So real, you might get arrested." This toy
gun "fits in the palm of your hand" and features "Real Force
Feedback and Bullet Clip. Auto Reload and Auto Fire." A review in Electronic
Gaming Monthly noted, "We asked a cop about how realistic this gun was,
and he said if he saw someone with it, hed shoot him."
Urban Assault
Microsoft, $30
Recommended age: E, Everyone
Description: A computer game that is
"optimized for destruction," where children must destroy an urban
environment in order to "repel the hordes of alien invaders and renegade
human forces that have descended upon the planets corpse," according to
the packaging.
Why we chose it: This game places young
children in a fantasy zone where they can "control a fully-loaded army over
a wasteland of vehicular genocide." The game offers "open battlefields
for the most incendiary combat conditions. In the chaos of war, every building
is destructible!" The packaging also states: "You are the war machine.
This is the end."
If you have any suggestions for
toys for our next list,
please contact us here at The Lion and Lamb Project via any of
the methods listed
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List Compiled in
Collaboration with
TRUCE (Teachers for Resisting Unhealthy Children's
Entertainment)
P.O. Box 441261
West Somerville, MA 02144 |